Season 2, Episode 4, Storyline B – “Drag Race”
Original Airdate: October 3, 1977
Batman and Robin are in their batjet and they notice a skateboarder rolling down a steep hill. They must have been flying pretty low to the ground. – isn’t that unsafe?
This young man has lost control and ended up in the middle of the street. Oh no! Who’s going to save him? Batman tells Robin to quickly get the “batrope,” and then, they drive up IN THE BATMOBILE and save him.
Short Synopsis: “As another day of study ends at Central High School.” – Narrator
As another day of study ends at Central High School, what, Narrator? He must have drifted off to sleep, that sweet, drunk old man.
We are introduced to Gary and his friends. Gary has a fast car that “will beat any car around.” Lo and behold, just when Gary is bragging about his wheels, another car that makes those sounds that fast cars make that also sound like they’re about to break down, rolls up.
“Think you can take me?” Gary says in that tone, you all know what I’m talking about. If you’ve seen Grease, you know what I mean.
“We’ll see at this Saturday’s Drag Meet,” says the unnamed guy. I didn’t know there were drag “meets,” like track and field or swimming. I don’t know anything about cars or racing, so it could either be my ignorance or Super Friends just making things up. Each are equally possible.
Gary, You Rebel!
Gary doesn’t want to wait until Saturday’s Drag Meet, he wants to have his own “unofficial drag meet right here.”
Say what? I would never drag race unless the results would be officially recognized by the NDMA – National Drag Meet Association (I made that up). I wouldn’t want to miss out in the annual “Drag Racers We Lost This Year” montage if I were to die in the unofficial race. The NDMA is very serious about that kind of stuff.
Then, the naysayer friend with an ascot butts in and informs them that “drag racing is against the law, AND you could get killed.” Ascot Doug, who does not look like a teenager:
It’s hard to take people seriously when they wear an ascot. The only exception is Michael Corleone – if he tells you not to drag race, don’t do it.
Gary doesn’t listen to Ascot Doug, and they decide to race anyway
Did Gary just get rescued from a deserted island? The ragged cut-offs and missing shoes seem to suggest that. What an amazing attention to detail the writers and animators give to the back story of these characters.
How loud is a yelling bucket of water?
Zan and Jayna arrive after the race has already started, of course. They fly over the noisily racing cars and yell at them to stop. You know what may have worked? The sight of an eagle carrying a monkey with a yelling bucket of water, but they were above the cars and couldn’t be seen.
Gary’s car ends up in that classic bind – teetering over the edge of a canyon.
Zan and Jayna turn into an elephant and an “ice bridge.” Instead of just making the ice bridge right below the car, Zan lines himself up to the right of it. The passengers get out safely, but the car plummets into the “excavation site.” I’m sure this was solely done so that a lesson could be taught.
“Somehow winning the race wasn’t worth it, especially after losing my car.” – A humbled Gary, who still felt he needed to point out that he won the race.
De-Coder, Part One
Oh, boy, it’s Aquaman. He seems to be trespassing in a local swimming pool, here to give us the first part of the secret word.
“I’m just checking the swimming lines for the Super Friends Swim Event.”
Is this what they’ve come to? Creating swimming events for Aquaman to win just so he feels good about himself?
He says the first clue is one of the last two words in this sign. For those of us who can’t read, he even announces that it’s either “meet” or “today.” That’s not a clue, dude, that’s giving us a 50% chance at guessing. Aquaman can’t do anything right.
If you would like to see these shenanigans for yourself, Season 2 is available on DVD.
16 thoughts on “The All-New Super Friends Round Up S2 Ep4B – “Drag Race””
It looks like Aquaman is farting with his feet.
His outfit must be so tight that that’s the only outlet for the farts.
I think I went to prom with Ascot Doug. No I didn’t. I didn’t go to prom. Thanks for reminding me. But if I had, it would have been with a total tool like Ascot Doug.
At least he would have worn shoes, unlike Gary.
True. He would have been SENSIBLE.
And, you know you wouldn’t end up stuck in a drag race.
Interesting side note: Gary was the one that Tracy Chapman wrote that song about.
Fascinating! I thought maybe it was Gary Numan, and because of the loss of his car, he went new wave and wrote “Cars.”
I think instead of focusing on the dangers of drag racing, they should have had a little good touch/bad touch refresher. Ascot Doug looks like a pervy old creeper.
The previous Wonder Twins lesson, Episode 3, storyline B, was about not accepting a ride from a creep. Ascot Doug does look similar to the creep from that story.
I would totally make out with Gary, given the chance.
I bet his breath stinks after all that time on the island.
ascot Doug was clearly influenced by 1970s era superproducer Robert Evans http://images.allmoviephoto.com/2002_The_Kid_Stays_In_The_Picture/robert_evans_001.jpg
If you read his book “The Kid Stays in The Picture”, apparently everyone in show business was a crazed druggie perv.
after last week’s great ep, they came back with a stinkeroo.
I’ve read Easy Riders, Raging Bulls, which also has a lot of Robert Evans in it. All of them sound like there was a lot of ascot wearing, if you know what I mean (I mean drugs, sex, and sleaze).
HA! Brilliant as always.
I can’t get over the fact that Ascot Doug is supposed to be a teenager. I mean, check out the pic of him in the phone booth. His jeans alone give the impression that he has 60-ish year-old balls.
Er, not that I noticed….
And, you just know that each of those balls wear ascots.