Happy birthday, religious.

I’m not particularly fond of greeting cards. I don’t understand paying $3 for a folded piece of paper with a bunch of words you didn’t write expressing feelings you may or may not feel. I always buy unsentimental funny cards if I can find them. But, clearly, many, many people like greeting cards.

Looking through the cards at the drugstore yesterday, I noticed that they have any card you could ever need for “religious.” Since I don’t like cards and prefer to make my own, I did just that:

20 thoughts on “Happy birthday, religious.”

  1. I am in love with the sympathy card! I see a bright future for you in cards. Those are so much better than the cards at the store. Really great!

  2. Ha! I love the “I’m sorry, you’re so religious” card. I could send that one to my Sister-In-Law. Although she would probably reverse the sentiment and send me an “I’m Religious, you’re so sorry” card in return…..
    Thanks for the laughs.

  3. I need a get well card that says: “Who needs antibiotics when you’ve got faith healing? . . .sorry to hear you’re dying of strep.”

  4. Thank you for this. Freaking hysterical.

    And I do believe you have a bright future with Hallmark. I’m sure the job offer is in the mail as we speak.

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