I’m not particularly fond of greeting cards. I don’t understand paying $3 for a folded piece of paper with a bunch of words you didn’t write expressing feelings you may or may not feel. I always buy unsentimental funny cards if I can find them. But, clearly, many, many people like greeting cards.
Looking through the cards at the drugstore yesterday, I noticed that they have any card you could ever need for “religious.” Since I don’t like cards and prefer to make my own, I did just that:
20 thoughts on “Happy birthday, religious.”
I am in love with the sympathy card! I see a bright future for you in cards. Those are so much better than the cards at the store. Really great!
Thanks! I didn’t see any cards that represented any of these sentiments, so I’ve got my fingers crossed.
Ha! I love the “I’m sorry, you’re so religious” card. I could send that one to my Sister-In-Law. Although she would probably reverse the sentiment and send me an “I’m Religious, you’re so sorry” card in return…..
Thanks for the laughs.
Thanks, Bill! Oh, or how about a “I’m Religious, you’re gonna be sorry” card? Hmm, that may be a little TOO useable…
Oh, I LOVE the ‘thank you’ one! Thanks for the laughs!
The only thing I hate about this post is that I didn’t think of it first!
Thanks, Amy. I know you’ve had a lot on your mind with the whole loofa situation.
I need a get well card that says: “Who needs antibiotics when you’ve got faith healing? . . .sorry to hear you’re dying of strep.”
Religious Get Well was one of the categories I didn’t make one for – yours is quite nice.
15 bucks says Hallmark calls you by the end of the week.
Wow, they only have a day, they better get their act together.
Thank you for this. Freaking hysterical.
And I do believe you have a bright future with Hallmark. I’m sure the job offer is in the mail as we speak.
My favorite is the baby one, “keep an open mind”. CLASSIC.
Thanks. It’s really important that babies not put all their Easter eggs in one basket, or something.
Or Halloween Religious….
Happy Halloween… You really have a confusing set of beliefs, don’t you?
HA! Now I HAVE to look for that tab next time I’m in the store, I’m sure it exists somewhere!