In case you haven’t been following the “news,” it was recently announced clarified by the makers of Hello Kitty that she is, in fact, not a cat. Also, she apparently doesn’t have a mouth because she “speaks from her heart.”
Last time I checked you couldn’t eat with your heart, though. Check and mate, SANRIO! Also, in the children’s book my sister owns, the things Hello Kitty speaks from her heart have quotation marks. Is that grammatically correct?
Hello Kitty is also British, so I guess the correct pronunciation is “Aloe Ke-ey,” and then you jump in the air, tap your heels together and sweep a chimney.
Anyway, at the store the other day I saw this, and I thought, “Well, I guess if Hello Kitty is a little girl, that would explain why this mouse hasn’t been slaughtered.”
Except, you know, for the whole not having a mouth thing. I guess a cat without a mouth also couldn’t or wouldn’t have the motivation to slaughter a mouse. So I’m back to square one. Ooor, that mouse is really a 400lb Canadian man.
I adore you. The end.
Right back at ya!
If she’s not a cat, she needs a shave.
Next we’ll find out that Daffy is not a duck, and Bugs is not a bunny.
Daffy is actually an Australian panda, which makes NO sense.
Well, I guess you could see how everyone would be confused, what with the pointy ears atop her head and the whiskers coming off of her face. But yes, now that you mention it, she does appear to be just an every day little girl. So, when will your daughter’s ears come in? I have boys, so I’m just curious.
She DOES have fangs, but no pointy ears or whiskers yet.
Not a cat? WHAT?!? Did they make a statement about Chococat? Is that a cat?