Season 2, Episode 3, Storyline A – “Invasion of The Hydronoids”
Original Airdate: September 24, 1977
Short Synopsis: See, I told you Robin doesn’t count as a person when they “pair off” for emergencies.
I’ve gotten spoiled. Usually, the narrator provides a wonderfully cheesy synopsis I can quote that spares me from actually describing what’s happening. But this time, there wasn’t one. My guess is that he’s asleep in the corner of the sound booth with a bottle of booze in his hand. So, I have to do it my self:
“In the deep recesses of the ocean, strange things are afoot. Splashing into the water with the force of a thousand toddlers taking a bath, is a mysterious space ship, with mysterious creatures aboard.”- Carrie
They are the Hydronoids. They have landed on earth to execute “Plan X, to erase the minds of the earthlings.’
Alright, Hydronoids, you got me there.
Just when I was about to make fun of another race of creatures who love pink weapons of mass destruction, one of the Hydronoids calls it “The Mind Eraser.” Erasers are pink, ergo, this gadget should be pink. You win, Hydronoids.
The Mind Eraser flashes a green light (should be pink, duh), and then everyone in the area turns green and their minds are blank. Sooooo, zombies who don’t eat people.
Aquaman is as surprised as anyone that he may have something to do this week.
“The only clue is some seaweed found on the docks where the glow came from.” – Man relaying the news.
We all know Aquaman’s no dummy – he can put two and two (or plate and plate) together with the best of them: “SEAWEED! That means the trouble was caused by something from the ocean, my territory.” – Aquaman
I know someone who’s getting ice cream on the way home after!
Hydronoids, you only had to wait 30 years, this shit would have taken care of itself.
The reason they want to erase all the humans’ brains is because “they will be unable to continue their development of their space travel.”
On the other hand.
The Hydronois don’t want the humans to eventually ruin hydro-planets like they’re ruining their own ocean. The episode is set in the Gulf Coast. *cough*
Four minutes in, and look who’s turned green and can blame his blank mind on the eraser?
You know, tomorrow is my birthday, for real. I think this may have been the universe’s present to me.
And now Aquaman has been programmed to fight Batman and Robin.
Universe, you’re too kind! I can’t take this many presents!
Aquaman sends a school of barracudas after Batman and Robin. Barracudas lie low in the weeds, ambush people, and then bring them to their knees (source: Barracuda by Heart).
Batman and Robin need to think fast! And, just when my little heart couldn’t take anymore, they bust out their inflatable dolls.
Oh, Batman, you’re too much.
“Quick, Robin, we’ve got to return Aquaman’s mind.” – Batman
With no Wendy and Marvin, who will get stuck on ships with villains now?
Batman, Robin, and Aquaman, that’s who. Aquaman gets his “mind” back, but then the Hydronoids decide to flee with the Super Friends on their face-shaped ship. Aquaman has whales pile on the ship so it can’t go anywhere.
“Looks like you’ve been caught, hook, line, and spaceship.” – Aquaman, who DOES have his mind back at the time.
Then, the whole thing wraps up with some kind of half-lecture about keeping oceans clean and then Robin sums it up: “Holy unfair exchanges, I’d rather have my mind than a tuna sandwich, any day.” A tuna sandwich any day, indeed.
Just because it’s my birthday, doesn’t mean you leave empty-handed.
I made this for you. You’re welcome.
If you would like to see these shenanigans for yourself, Season 2 is available on DVD.
16 thoughts on “The All-New Super Friends Round Up S2 Ep3A – “Invasion of the Hydronoids””
Those Hydronoids look a little like Sleestaks, (of which I have a deep and abiding fear).
OMG, you’re right! Totally Sleestaks!
They do look like Sleestaks! They also look like the several other water aliens that have visited, but maybe I’m just a racist and they all look alike to me.
Bwah hah hah!
Wow, just wow. Having your brain erased must lead to the ability to make lame party rattles. It makes so much sense.
I fear that since Aquaman made his rattle before his mind wipe, he may have even lost his ability to do that.
Happy Birthday to you!
The strains of Heart’s Barracuda are what got me through this one.
That song has been in my head for days now. I brought it upon myself. There are worse songs to have in your head, though.
Happy Birthday to youuuuuuuuu!
I am totally impressed with your narration and synopsis. It’s not an easy task, you know!
I learned from the best.*
*Terrible Super Friends narration.
Awesome synopsis! Poor Aquaman.
And Happy Birthday!
Oh man, finally a catastrophic emergency that is tailored fit for Aquaman and he immediately goes and get’s his memory erased. How many strikes are they going to give this guy before the Super Friends give him the heave ho. I’m sure they could put his salary to better use. Like investing in some traffic cones or something.
P.S. Happy Birthday!
I think they keep him around because he owns a jet ski.
Aquaman is so. SO. Lame.
Yes, yes he is. But provides such wonderful fodder.