Pop Culture Haiku: Victoria Beckham’s Fancy Casual Outfit Fifty-three thousand four hundred eighty-five bucks. A pricey getup. I have been wearing the same stained ten buck t-shirt three days in a row. Related posts: Pop Culture Haiku – Hello Kitty’s Lament Pop Culture Haiku: All I Want for Christmas is…ewwwww Pop Culture Haiku: I saw this picture of Paula Deen in People Magazine and it scared me. Pop Culture Haiku: John Travolta Tries to Make a Reservation at KFC and US Decides this is Newsworthy. Pop Culture Haiku: Larry the Cable Guy for Prilosec OTC
25 thoughts on “Pop Culture Haiku: Victoria Beckham’s Fancy Casual Outfit”
Wait, shouldn’t we subtract the cost of the items she designed herself? That’s some shady math!
Every time I see a pic of her, all I can think is that her feet must be gnarled. Poor little tootsies.
Yeah, I’m sure she didn’t pay for her own stuff herself, I had the same thought. If we subtracted that number, there would still be a lot left over for t-shirts, though.
Wow. Her getup could pay off my mortgage…. Perhaps I have really f*cked up priorities, yes? *snicker* Food for thought. Food for thought. A bit like the pasta I spilled on my shirt an hour ago…..
Pasta topped with 24 karat gold shavings, right?
You’re damn right! I wouldn’t have it any other way ;)…..You know I actually didn’t know it was there – except that it was cold and I felt my shirt against my stomach when I got off my ass to go smoke…..
Screw that! She looks mega uncomfortable. I can’t wait to get home and throw on my old ratty t-shirt and sweatpants. Those shoes look like torture devises!
You are doing it right, Carrie. Never stop.
You’re right, Misty. More stained t-shirts for me. More stained t-shirts for everyone!
I couldn’t help but notice that her clutch happens to have the same name as she does. I don’t know anything about fashion but what are the odds of that happening? Wow.
Well, my name is Carrie, and I’ve been told I was named after a great-grandma, but I think I was named after carry-on bags.
I sorta feel like she underspent on her sunglasses.
Yeah, they’re not even tinted evenly. So cheap!
Maybe she’s wearing really ratty underpants from Kmart. That would offset at least $3.
I’m going to wish on a star tonight that that’s true.
v-neck purplish the Target t-shirt – $9
The Target jeans $13
The K Mart hiking boots – $34
total = $56
I feel spoiled and overdressed. Also, I’m a huge fan of Pish Posh the blogger but I find Posh the celebrity unattractive and worthless.
But she’s not worthless! She’s worth at least $56,485!
I have the same dress
Only mine shows more cleavage
Where my bitches at?
They are over there
Trying to look anywhere
but at your boobies.
Three days, same t-shirt
It’s funny because it’s true
A kindred spirit
It’s not just t-shirts
For days and days and days more
the same goes for pants
I look that fancy
In my clearance cardigan
Posh Spice can suck it.
I love the haiku comments! I hope you all finger counted like I do when you made them.
It’s not easy maintaining the image of Posh Spice. What? She doesn’t want to be called that anymore? Could have fooled me.
She will always be Posh Spice. I wish she’s be more ironic and wear potato sacks.
I could definitely get behind that too. Seeing her look like the homeless guy begging for money by the traffic light would be invigorating.
Hahahaha. Yeah. I love working from home because I can get away with crap like that… 😉 And lovely haiku.