Oh, the irony
of this heartburn pill spokesman
is not lost on me.
I see the picture
and need some heartburn relief.
Well played, Prilosec.
Oh, the irony
of this heartburn pill spokesman
is not lost on me.
I see the picture
and need some heartburn relief.
Well played, Prilosec.
I JUST saw this commercial on television, and was like WHAT THE WHAT? Yes, please pass the prilosec. Well played Larry. Well played indeed.
I mean, I think we all already assumed Larry the Cable Guy has heartburn, but we don’t need to know about it. Especially since i actually already use Prilosec. I feel like I’m being punished.
5 things Larry the Cable Guy will never endorse:
1) Colleges
2) encyclopedias
3) mock turtlenecks
4) George Carlin comedy albums
5) anything about being funny
what a fake lowest common denominator pandering doosh
Any thing with sleeves and top hats, too.
Yeah, I’ll just pop in to check out Carrie’s site after lunch.
What. Was I. Thinking?!?
You should have learned that lesson after the Mariah Carey Haiku. Or the hair ornament. Or the toilet mug. You’re smarter than this, El Guapo.
Well, obviously not, because I’m going to look up the ones you just listed that I missed…
*sigh*
I’ll have to send you some Prilosec for your birthday.
Why haven’t all these advertisers learned that they should call you? You could haiku sales out the door. Larry the Cable Guy…blah!
Are there millionaire haiku writers? I want in on that shit.
Oh, Larry the Cable Guy. Sigh. But your haiku was delicious.
Thanks. But, it may come back up on you, which brings us full circle.