Conversation Piece Conversation: Tribesman, Hand Carved
In order to save you money, I create conversations for the conversation pieces so that you can enjoy them, move on, and spend your hard earned money on hot dogs or socks.
John brings Reggie into his kitchen to show him his unique hand carved tribesman.
John: You’re not gonna believe it. It’s hand carved.
Reggie: Woowwww, look at all those cars!
John: Yeah, but-
Reggie: You didn’t tell me you collected miniature cars!
John: But the tribesman, the detail here-
Reggie: Is that a 57 Chevy?
John: Yes. An old woman handed me this tribesman and-
Reggie: How many cars are here? 50? 60?
John: I don’t know, Reggie.
Reggie: Can I have a grape?
John: They’re plastic.
4 thoughts on “CPC: An old woman handed me this tribesman and-”
That is awesome…now I am off to wiener socks! or socks made of wieners…hey…you led me to a really bad place with this!
Yeah, I just had the realization that the seemingly random choices of “hot dogs” and “socks” probably weren’t as random as I thought they were…
there is absolutely NO. FUCKING. WAY I would have that thing in my house! Your cars cannot protect you, dude!
I think a lot of people feel the same as you. The item didn’t sell.