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Category: Five Minute Movies

Five Minute Movies 5

It’s amazing how one little thought, idea, or action could have seriously shortened some of my favorite movies or solved most of the characters’ problems. Examples:

Marathon Man:

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory:

National Lampoon’s Vacation:

Arachnophobia:

House on Haunted Hill:

Posted on October 16, 2012Categories Five Minute Movies, PostsTags If Only, Pop Culture27 Comments on Five Minute Movies 5

Five Minute Movies 4: A New Five Minute Movies

It’s amazing how one little thought, idea, or action could have seriously shortened some movies and solved most of the characters’ problems. Examples:

Batman Begins

Friday the 13th

The 39 Steps

Labyrinth

Edward Scissorhands

Posted on July 9, 2012July 11, 2012Categories Five Minute MoviesTags Pop Culture21 Comments on Five Minute Movies 4: A New Five Minute Movies

Five Minute Movies 3: The Return of Five Minute Movies

It’s amazing how one little thought, idea, or action could have seriously shortened some movies and solved most of the characters’ problems. Examples:

Misery

The Game

Fatal Attraction

Jurassic Park

Seven

Posted on April 16, 2012Categories Five Minute Movies, PostsTags If Only, Out and About22 Comments on Five Minute Movies 3: The Return of Five Minute Movies

Five Minute Movies 2: Five Minute Movier

It’s amazing how one little thought, idea, or action could have seriously shortened some of my favorite movies and solved most of the characters’ problems. Examples:

Heathers:

Big:

Psycho:

The Shining:

Stand By Me:

 

Posted on February 20, 2012Categories Five Minute Movies, PostsTags Pop Culture32 Comments on Five Minute Movies 2: Five Minute Movier

Five Minute Movies

It’s amazing how one little thought, idea, or action could have seriously shortened some of my favorite movies and solved most of the characters’ problems. Examples:

Wizard of Oz:

Alien:

Goodfellas:

28 Days Later:

The Goonies:

Posted on January 9, 2012October 15, 2012Categories Five Minute Movies, PostsTags If Only, Pop Culture33 Comments on Five Minute Movies
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