32 thoughts on “Five Minute Movies 2: Five Minute Movier”

  1. Star Wars:
    Uncle Owen: No Luke you can’t come look at the droids with me. Clean the fucking condensors like I asked.

    Pulp Fiction:
    Meh. . . it’s just a watch.

  2. I love it when you do this

    Pulp Fiction – Jules to Vinnie “kill Marvin in the apartment to and let’s not stop food.”

    Haywire – “Yeah, dude, I’m not taking the overseas gig”.

    Spiderman – “Aunt Mae, this radioactive spider bit me. I need to go to the doctor”

    Reality Bites – “I’m going to go work and the Gap with Janeane Garafalo and be more responsible”

    1. “With great power you can do whatever you want, including nothing with it.”

      Man, I haven’t seen Reality Bites in forever. I saw that movie twice in the theater and owned the soundtrack. I was a junior in high school when it came out and even then I thought Ethan Hawke’s character was a complete dick.

  3. The BIG one kills me! So funny. But then again, that bitch probably would have turned him into a super tall giant, then it would be a movie about him being a teenaged basketball star or something.

    Princess Bride – “As you wish . . . Hey, let’s get married, settle down and raise some goats. Fame and fortune is for losers!”

  4. I love these! I wish I could think of one-line movie-enders. But the only things I think of are actions or non-actions, not lines. But I’ll enjoy reading these!

  5. I love that you included “Stand By Me” because I’m in that movie. 🙂 They filmed it outside of my hometown and all of the extras in the barfing scene were from my high school.

  6. All these are awesome, but the Stand By Me one is perfect!
    Ferris Bueller’s Day Off: “Skipping school is wrong.”
    Raising Arizona: “Maybe we weren’t meant to have children.”
    The Big Lebowski: “Oh, so sorry. We have the wrong Lebowski.”

  7. Haha I love this!

    The Dark Knight:

    What’s that son? You’re afraid of bats? Chill the hell out we’re watching opera. No one’s going into the dark alley.

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