Dear US magazine,
there’s a special place in hell –
“Finger-lickin’ rude.”
Dear John Travolta,
KFC is not a place
where you need ressies.
Dear US magazine,
there’s a special place in hell –
“Finger-lickin’ rude.”
Dear John Travolta,
KFC is not a place
where you need ressies.
What if he promised to dance, would they save him a table?
That must have been where the communication broke down. Surely, if he promised to dance, they would have obliged. And US could have done a larger story – “John Travolta Does the Chicken for Chicken!”
Whooo…must be a slow day in celebrity-world.
If he really DID attempt to make reservations…he needs to come on back down to the farm.
To me, it makes complete sense that John Travolta would try to make a reservation at KFC, and KFC would think it was a prank call. In fact, I bet it happens every day.
If, in fact, JT wanted a reservation, why would he call himself? Don’t those people have handlers and minions and the like to do those mundane tasks?
Regardless, I’ll bet Burger King would have accommodated him. They’ve always taken mine.
Oh, come on, like JT is going to trust anyone else to secure a reservation at KFC? Some stuff is for delegating, but some stuff, if you want it done right, you have to do yourself.
He should have just walked in with his old swagger to get his original or extra crispy!
God damnit, if only KFC buckets had handles, he could have one in his hand and strut down the street.
That seems just a tad out of touch to me. Unless he was trying to reserve the entire restaurant. Wait…that doesn’t seem quite reasonable, either.
I had the same theory about reserving the entire restaurant, and I said that he could just eat it at home, and Tom said, “But you can’t beat the ambiance.”
First of all, why the hell is Travolta slumming it at KFC. Secondly, why would anyone think they needed to make a reservation at a fast food joint…
I suppose this is what happens when you own your own jet. You start to get confused and think that everything you like is fancy, including the ritzy and exclusive KFC.
I bet if he’d gone to McDonalds, they would have accommodated him and named a chicken nugget sauce after him.
John TANGvolta sauce! You know, because it’s tangy, and named after John Travolta.
For that coment, it’s obvious Awesomesauce was named for you!!!
“…KFC is not a place
where you need ressies.”
There are no words to express how much I LOVE these.
Thank you! That means a lot coming from the person who does the hilarious album listings.