“The Menace of the White Dwarf”
Original airdate: November 24, 1973
Short Synopsis: A guy in a red spacecraft is flying around, pointing at things with a special gun, giggling, and making said things disappear. And, of course, one of the things involve Wendy and Marvin, perpetual early-in-the-episode victims (this time their bike disappeared). The Super Friends assume it’s a white dwarf. More specifically, as Batman says, “A white dwarf with a human brain.” I cannot believe how un-PC the 1970s were.
So it turns out they were referring to a star. They figure out the villain’s name is Raven, a “super scientist that Superman sent to prison.”
Here’s Wonder Dog picking a fight with a balloon.
Noooo, the Super Friends can’t have a regular projector, they have to have a space-age projector that looks like a tire swing with polaroids sticking out of it.
Wendy is a close-talker.
This is Superman and Wonder Woman using their “acute hearing.”
This is Wonder Dog chasing a cat into the Washington Monument.
Aquaman Bums a Ride
This is Aquaman asking Batman and Robin for a ride to an ocean emergency.
How in the hell does he get around when he’s not hanging with the Super Friends? Does he take the subway or use the bus system?
Super Friends and the Hillbilly Trio
Things get a little weird, and Wendy, Marvin, and Wonder dog end up at a shack where these three fellows reside.
The say things like “balder n’ a speckled hen’s egg.” The Raven has been trying to buy a meteor from them, and they’ve refused time and again. And because Raven is an upstanding super villain, he hasn’t thought to just steal it.
The meteor is Kryponite, and here’s the definitive answer as to what exactly it does to Superman, according to the narrator: “Kryptonite’s radiation reduces him to the condition of an invalid.”
Just Tell Us, Already.
The Raven threatens to send a building into orbit, and won’t oblige Marvin’s request to tell him what building, but he does offer the following clue: “Ohhhh, wouldn’t you like to knowwww, that. Well, I’ll tell you this much, it will be an irreplaceable building, a building rrrrrich in tradition and history. Tell Superman THAT.” BO-RING.
After all this dramatic not agreeing to tell them the building, Wendy says “fine, then, what time will the building go into orbit?” And The Raven responds with a very helpful “today, at 5.”
And, I’ll give you nothing if you guess what time it is. Yep, “minutes to spare before 5 o’clock.”
The Raven and his android clones give Martha Stewart a run for her money.
The Raven has put together robots that look just like him “to help with the chores.” They create a delightful meal for Wendy, Marvin, and Super Dog, because that’s how classy this super villain is. He also takes them on a tour of his lair.
If you would like to see these shenanigans for yourself, the first season is available on DVD.
15 thoughts on “Saturday Morning Ridiculousness – Super Friends S1 Ep12”
I just lol’ed at the ‘Wendy is a close talker’ one. Her big old blank eyes are hilarious.
I like Marvin’s appropriate weirded out expression, too. They ALL talk too close all the time – gotta both be in the frame, you know!
That sly SOB Michael Stipe modeled his adult look after The Raven & his droids. Look at that!!!
Is it weird I was cheering for the bad guy in this one?
I love newer age Batman. The 70s one was a milquetoast.
He DOES look like Michael Stipe!! I always cheer for the bad guy in these episodes.
You suck. No “spoiler alert” notices up top?!? I was totally going to watch that today and now? Phhfftt. What’s the point? Thanks, Carrie. Thanks a whole, flippin lot.
(though I may watch it anyway, just to see all of those cartoon packages in tights. Holy bat balls!)
Oh, I didn’t spoil everything, there’s a whole mushroom-related subplot I didn’t even know how to summarize.
Are they “special” mushrooms?!? Awesome. I’ll watch this right after I watch some Jem reruns.
They’re mushrooms from space, and I’m sure they would enhance your Jem viewing.
I am tempted to see how small of a box we can make this “reply” thing get. One word? One letter? Will we soon only see t
I want to know! Must.
My wife and I still clink our wedding rings together and say “WONDER-[SPOUSE] POWERS, ACTIVATE!!!”
And yes, we pick shape of/form of that have no useful application either.
HA! The Wonder Twins episodes are the ones I’m least familiar with, I’m looking forward to those. In the same way you look forward to passing a kidney stone, but still.
Yeah, that stunt for me and my wife is about the only useful thing I’ve ever gotten out of the wonder twins.
Never was a big fan of theirs…
Sadness. Can’t reply any more. No teeny tiny reply boxes…. 🙁
I can tell you that this would have absolutely, undoubtedly, been a case for the Super Friends.