We all have that one person who’s so hard to shop for – no matter how much thought you put into it, you just can’t come up with something that’s really gonna knock their socks off (the ones you bought for them last year). Well, friends, here’s where I come in. I think I’ve covered about every type of hard-to-shop-for type there is. Below you should find an idea for that special someone in your life.
For the Sadist/Boxing Helena fan:
For the ambitiously lazy people in your life:
Is your friend or relative more of an ambitiously lazy jack hole? Then get them the joker version:
For the Fecal Enthusiast:
For the Living Pitcher of Beverage lover:
What’s that, you say? Your friend is more of a Supportive Tiger Who Over Pronounces ‘R’ kind of gal, but only the top half of him? Well, duh:
For the person who always says, “I like garden gnomes, but I don’t want them in my yard, I’d rather use them to wash my junk. In other news, I also like the smell of watermelon.”
For the lumberjack who doesn’t want to be emasculated among his lumberjack friends because he has to take a nap on a regular pillow:
I hope this has been of help to you this holiday season.
P.S. Congrats to Misty and Cindy, the winners of the 15-months-or-so anniversary giveaway from last week!
Someone could really go nuts and wear the Batman “comfy” and the creepy Tony the Tiger/Kool-Aid bling. I’m thinking it’s the perfect ensemble for next year’s Christmas card, no?
It would really work for any kind of card, it’s just that versatile.
I have SO MANY of these people on my list:
For the person who always says, “I like garden gnomes, but I don’t want them in my yard, I’d rather use them to wash my junk. In other news, I also like the smell of watermelon.”
Me, too! At least I assume that’s what my family members are always saying, I’m not really paying attention.
Woo-hoo!! I’m a winner. To those people who said I would never amount to anything, I say . . . Suck it!! I have awesome superhero magnets and you don’t. Na na. :p
Oh, and I really need that fancy 80’s mascot jewelry. Especially the Kool Aid man. You can stop looking for the perfect gift for me, Carrie. Done and done!!
Maybe we can split the necklace and then you can have it for half of the year and I can have it the other half.
No lie, I legit want that Batman snuggie.
I wouldn’t turn down the Kool-Aid Man necklace.
Finally something to get all those lazy hello kitty loving lumberjacks in my family. Thank you!
I’m here to help. There’s no need for you to have to put so much thought into it when I can put the minimal amount for you.
What? No Evil Wives book? You gotta spread the word, Carrie!
In other news… pillow fights with log-shaped pillows would be AWESOME.
Evil Wives was a Twitter exclusive!
Watching lumberjacks have a log pillow fight would make my day.
Mmm… watermelon sent.
Have they actually ever sold ANY bedazzled Kool-Aid dudes? My mother never let me drink that stuff. I should get that and wear it in her face all “LOOK AT ME MOM, I’M AN ADULT AND I CAN OBSESSIVELY DRINK KOOL-AID ALL I WANT!”
I’m pretty sure that’s exclusively who it’s marketed towards.
I live with 4 women. we’re always low on terlet paperz. Just buy me a case of angel soft and the gnome soap and call it a Merry Holiday.
I’m sure somewhere there’s watermelon scented gnome patterned terlet paper…
Oh my goodness, that describes practically everyone on my list.
I kind of want the gnome on a rope.
The gnome on a rope kind of wants you, too.
I’m definitely a fecal enthusiast, but I think I love the Hello Kitty thing the best. I hope you’ve actually purchased these for your friends and family.
My four year old niece would love the Hello Kitty torture device.
Never trust Crystal Encrusted Kool-Aid man, because…well, which flavor is brown supposed to be, anyway?
I got my brother a Labyrinth worm plushie and an old Ninja Turtles board game that I found at Good Will. He almost crapped his pants from excitement!