Before cell phones, we had both hands free for the majority of the time. It’s funny how quickly we forget the times before cell phones – when you actually had to be at a place that had a phone to use it, and sometimes you even had to ask if you could use it.
But, I’m more concerned with our hands. Nowadays most people in public are using one or both of their hands to talk or play on their phone. What did we do with ourselves before that? I’ll tell you.
Men wore robes and coats every day, and always used the pockets.
Women, ever so lightly, ever so deftly, used one hand to caress their collars.
But now the women could caress their collars with one hand and take a self-portrait to Instagram and put on Twitter with the other. See how we’ve evolved?
They COULD, but now its more of a duck face and no collar. The technology isn’t being used to it’s full potential.
I’m caressing my collar right now.
What are you wearing?
A t-shirt. I have collar envy.
OMG! I think I used to have that coat!
Did you caress the collar like that?
Men wore those moustaches and women thought they were sexy not creepy. That’s the real test of time.
I’ve never worn a robe outside of a hotel room in my life. True story.
The mustaches could be a whole other collage.A “mustollage.”
Ahh, but have you studied the correlation of feathered and/or bobbed hair to collar touching. I think a thesis may be in order.
I thought the same thing!
If I caress my collar but no one is around to take a picture, does the collar still feel it?
Yes, but then you’re denying the world the glorious visual.
I kinda want the navy dress, ‘C’, I think I can pull off the collar stroke to go with it.
If I ever stumble across a time machine, I’ll get you one.
I have a feeling that humans used to gesticulate a lot more before the advent of cell phones.
And then they recharged their hands in pockets on collars.
Wait.. what’s the chick in the green-and-white-striped bathrobe doing with her hands? I don’t see any laid lovingly on her collar… suspicious, or kinky? I’ll go with kinky given the look on blue-striped-bathrobe-girl’s face.
It kind of looks like the blue girl is caressing the green girl’s collar. I can’t believe they showed that in a family catalog.