If the U.S.A. had a Doctor Who, he couldn’t travel around in a police box all the time. He’d need a time machine that blended in better with the American landscape. Something that that can be plopped almost anywhere and no one would question it. On our walk this weekend, Tom and I found it:
Yes, there was “Dr. Poo” jokes, of course. And, I used the word “plopped” on purpose in the earlier sentence. Our Doctor Who would have an even harder time convincing people to accompany him, but can you deny that this must be his means of conveyance?
I googled “Doctor Who porta-potty” to see if there’s been anything else written about it, and I found this, which uses the more classy pun “Doctor Loo.” And poor Matt Smith. It’s bad enough having to use a porta-potty, much less having photographers waiting for you to emerge from one.
Maybe the “FARTIS” instead of the “TARDIS”? The FARTIS was unoccupied, so that means our Doctor and his companion were probably investigating the alien race that invented split-level houses, because that neighborhood is filled with them.
I don’t know anything more about Dr. Who than what you have referred to above. But I like your spin.
I love Doctor Who, even though I really don’t know what’s going on half the time.
Does ANYONE??
Yes, but I know if I put in the time and effort, I’ll only forget it immediately.
Having your picture snapped as you leave a porta-potty is one of those things that make you realize that being rich and famous would still totally be awesome!
I think it means you want people to hear you using the bathroom and being famous would help feed your sick obsession.
Hee, I don’t know jack about Dr. Who, but I like your idea. We re-do everything here, so why not Dr. Poo?
You better copyright that as intellectual property girl, before Hollywood tries to steal it!
Wow, if I owned all exclusive rights to “Dr. Poo” that would make me the most powerful woman in my own mind.
Did you go inside to see if it was in fact a time machine–maybe you could tell just by the smell
I probably don’t even need to look inside, just get close enough to smell it.
I’ve never ever in my life seen an episode of Dr. Who, and don’t even know what it’s all about. But I DO know I love a good poo joke, so there.
(Oprah voice) POOOOOO JOOOOOKE!