If you watch The Walking Dead, you know that a mysterious hooded figure with two zombies chained to her showed up at the end of the season finale:
You might have been thinking to yourself, “that looks really familiar, I’ve seen that before, somewhere, but for some reason, when I think about the other place I’ve seen it, I feel the need for a peppermint.” That is completely normal. What you are thinking of is my favorite figurine ever, of which I wrote a blog post about when I was the only one who saw my blog:
It’s exactly the same! Except, instead of a katana sword, she has a giant candy cane, and instead of zombies, she has lil santas. And, after thinking long and hard about it, I STILL think my figurine is creepier. However, with a little magic, I think this probably puts the Walking Dead image in first place:
P.S. If you would like to learn more about my weird lady with two chained Santas figurine, here is the original post.
Oh NOOOOOO! I haven’t watched the second season yet.
But yes, your figurine is a tad creepier. Her tiny Santas look very shifty.
Don’t worry, that screen shot is pretty much all the information you just gained, it doesn’t have any bearing on what happens during the season.
Your figurine is much more creepy since, due to the bright colors, you can see it slowly coming for you mist or not. It’s somehow scarier this way.
Jolly, brightly clad festive candy bearers have never been so scary.
Michonne is kinky Mrs. Claus?
nice
Cant wait to run this idea by Bobina
Too much hilarious information, Lance. 🙂
Digging back in your blog because that figurine is seriously messed up. And I am intrigued. You should run a wayback feature for old posts. Like a Cannibal Nerd hot tub time machine.
I should. One reason I can’t wait to finally move is that I get to unpack all the weird novelty ceramics I own and have forgotten about.
That figurine is still way, way creepier. No contest, and please never show it to us again. Shiver.
I can’t make promises I know I won’t keep. Once the holidays roll around again it’ll be too tempting.
*Sigh* The 1950’s were a simpler, more innocent time, when creepiness came in such a pretty package and blond angels had midget santa slaves.
Exactly. A pie cooling on every window sill, a Santa at the end of every chain.
haha. . . that’s awesome. I stopped watching Walking Dead after the first season because I was getting stressed out over the lack of downtime between suspenseful scenes.
I think I could watch the santa show though. . .
There was a lot of that in season 2, too.
The Santa Show would be wall-to-wall action, merriment, and terror.
You should use that last photo as your Christmas card next year. It can say “Have a Michonne Christmas and Happy New Year!”
Brilliant! That would almost be worth doing a Christmas card.
Damn. Everything has been done before, hasn’t it?
And, yes, the slave Santas are much creepier. I mean, they still have their lower jaws and arms. That angel is totally gonna get bit!
Good point! She’s probably already been bitten, it’s hard to tell since she’s also wearing red.
I love, love, love that you were able to come full circle with your Christmas figurine. Are you sure you didn’t plan that?
It’s just history repeating itself. It happens even with ladies and two chained things, apparently.
Holy crap that figurine is creepy!!! Off to read the original post…
Just as creepy there, too.
Christmas will never be the same again. Ever.
That’s what I’m here for.
Ohhhh NOW I know where you got your avitar from! I relish knowing that.
(see what I did there?)
Ha! Yes. I miss my relish jar, he’s packed up in storage. Sigh.
We had that figurine in our house, too. I wonder if my general dislike of the Christmas season is somehow tied to the santa slave issue.
Maybe. That is a more normal reaction than my love of it.