Pop Culture Haiku: John Travolta Tries to Make a Reservation at KFC and US Decides this is Newsworthy. Dear US magazine, there’s a special place in hell – “Finger-lickin’ rude.” Dear John Travolta, KFC is not a place where you need ressies.
Pop Culture Haiku – Hello Kitty’s Lament While Hello Kitty is able to get a smile she cannot give one I wrote that haiku because I think it’s messed up she ain’t got no mouth