The Duggars, Michelle and Jim Bob, are expecting their 20th child. All the rest of their kids’ names start with a J, so I’m sure this one will as well. I bet at this point it’s hard to come up with new J names. Here’s 20 suggestions, in case they want to change any of their current children’s names.
1. Joker
2. Jigglypuff (girl)
3. J-name
4. Just forget it, we won’t remember it anyway
5. Jesus-Sue (girl)
6. Jesus-Bob (boy)
7. Jellybean
8. Jor-El
9. Justin Old Fashioned Love Song
10. Jamiroquai
11. Just Do It (Both your and Nike’s slogan)
12. Junkyard Dog
13. Jean Genie
14.Jacques Cousteau-Ray
15. Jolly Roger
16. Jristopher
17. Job (just to mess with him if it’s a boy)
18. Jabberwocky
19. Jager Meister
20. Jagger-Moves Like (it’s trendy and now)
What else?
Personally, I think the only choice, boy or girl, is: Jism.
Awesome.
Silent J?
I like it, but it may be too much thought for the Duggars since it doesn’t literally start with a J.
Jagermeister
Jenga
Jonas-Brother
Jailbait
Jihad
J-Money
Jewfro
Jackwagon
J-WOWW
And, of course: Jen e sais quoi. 😉
I know BlogHer is an important goal, but I also think you need to offer the Duggars your $1000 jackpot to name that kid Jen e sais quoi.
Wait. Hold up. Is there a $1000 jackpot pending to go to Blogher? Because, sign a bitch up for that. Damn.
No, Jen won $1,000 for responding to a customer service survey – she’s using it to save to go to BlogHer (or pay off the Duggars for naming rights). This information was revealed on…TWITTER. 😉
Justin Old Fashion Love Song? Brilliant. I was snorting with laughter.
Ok, now Imma blow your mind because these are actual names I have come across from real life childrens:
Juztice
Jumada
Jamurious
Jayzena
ZJuanta (I know it starts with Z, but it’s probably silent, so it counts, right?)
Jerusalem Queen
Japonica
Jophsues
Jihad
Jewels
Journey
Ja’Sneir
I swear to the sweet baby jeebus that these are actual people’s real life names. Parents can be so cruel.
Wow, mind blown. I know they can get pretty bad, but when you see a list of them it does kill you a little.
Oh, and Jeebus goes on the Duggar list.
I believe that since they have Joy Anna and Johanna, not to mention Joseph and Josie, that they should go with Joe Anna or Joe Hanna.
Joe Hanna Bob Duggar
Joe Anna Bob Duggar
And if it’s a boy, Joe Bob Duggar.
Or, should they have a moment of dyslexia, Blow Job Duggar.
Which is what Michelle Bob needs to start doing.
HA! How about Joe Blow Job Duggar – boom, covers all bases.
I’m torn between Jiminy and Jinkies!, or possibly a combo of the two.
Oh, definitely Jiminy-Jinkies.
I definitely think “Jesus-Sue” and “Jesus-Bob” will be the likely options. You should email them the list, you know, in case they’re stumped.
I bet if I just walked in their house with the list and left it on a table somewhere, they wouldn’t even notice the break in.
All I want is John Jacob Jingleheimer Duggar.
The end.
That. is. perfect.
I know so many people in the media were all pissed off they are having another baby, but I think it’s awesome. I mean, how many kids can this lady pop out? I’m holding out for at least 25!
The only way I find it acceptable is to think of it like a circus side show.
Jerk Chicken
Juxaposition (unless it was missionary)
Jimmy Hat (slang for condom)
Jibba Jabba
Jabba Hut
Just Stop
I like Jerk Chicken! Every time anyone is ever called a Jerk, that kid would be confused. Although I’m sure in the Duggar home it’s called “the J-word.”
I’m a little late to the party, but do they already have a Juan?
Personally, with that many freakin’ kids, I feel like they should just go George Foreman style and give them all the same name. Jim or Jenny-Bob, 1-20.
It would definitely be easier to remember their names that way. Just call them all “J.”
“Justin Thyme” or “Just kidding”, seriously.
Both of these are excellent options.
You guys crack me up, I just had our seventh (and last) and I really wish you guys could have named her, it would have been perfect.
As far as the Duggars go, I vote for Jiminy Jeebus.
Kristal, should you go for an 8th, we’re all here for you in the name idea department!