For those of you who prefer audio-visual presentations to make up your minds:
This post is based on an observation Tom made while listening to Holding Out for a Hero (which is on my iPod, I’ll take the blame for that).
For those of you who prefer audio-visual presentations to make up your minds:
This post is based on an observation Tom made while listening to Holding Out for a Hero (which is on my iPod, I’ll take the blame for that).
Tina all the way – she’s WAY hotter, and so (obviously) wins the argument. No hero needed!
Yeah, I would say that Tina certainly supports her position with her demeanor and general awesomeness.
But, I’m also really lazy, so Bonnie has her points as well. I mean, she even lets her house burn down she’s so passionate about having a hero do everything.
That is a *commitment* to lazy!
Yes! Although, that she still wants one after her house burns down and he doesn’t show up in time makes me think she’s a little to entrenched in her beliefs.
Oh, Honey I’m STILL holding out for one. But in the meantime, I’m gonna be my own goddamned hero! 🙂
And you gotta rock Tina’s earrings while you do it!
Both fun songs, but neither compare to Literal Bonnie Tyler. (sadly, not tina video. Not even with Arthur Fonzarelli and his army of clones…)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpmYsXZ-sfQ
I love Literal Bonnie Tyler! If the heroes look anything like the bright eyed freaks in that video, I think we can all agree to take a pass.
TINA. Because of the earrings.
Yeah, they’re pretty epic. They look like car parts
I’m on the fence about pretty much everything, because I’m a commitmentphobe. I want to favor Tina, but I’m probably all about Bonnie. Now I hate myself. Dammit.
Sounds like you need a hero. Get out your gasoline and matches.
Oh Lord. Nine minutes and two seconds of my life, gone…
Tina. It can only be Tina. Wait – what are we voting for? Who would win in a fight to the death, right?
Oh, obviously Tina would wear Bonnie’s torso as a hat. I wouldn’t post about something with such an obvious answer.
Tina is bad ass, thus is not in need of saving. Bonnie is a big wuss and needs someone to help her brush her teeth most likely.
I go with Vesta . . . cage match to the death and whoever wins decides on appropriateness of hero necessity. Yes?
I don’t know, whomever wins may have it go to their head, then we’d have another villain. We don’t need another one of those.
Man, I wish the line in the song was “I need a superman to help me brush my teeth!”
Um, this is so awesome I can hardly stand it.
Just so you know, “I’m lazy” is my new safe word.
Thanks!
The boys are gonna love you! I hope Bonnie had a safe word because it looked like she’s need one at the end of the video.
So we don’t need another villain? Damnit, I was all geared up to volunteer just to see if a hero showed up.
And no cage match to the death? You have just sucked all the fun out of my day.
I’m so bummed now.
What was the question again?
You can be the villain as long as you don’t set MY house on fire and are in charge of the children’s choir.
I am so singing Tina Turner in my head now. And now I am going to use “master blaster” for the rest of they day when I talk to people
I’ve been wandering around the house singing both songs at animal frightening decibels for days now.